Why webmasters get ZERO conversions
[sung to Afroman's Cuz I Got High]
I was gonna change my banners but I got high
I was gonna change links
My conversions still suck and I now know why
I was gonna check up on my trades but then I got high
Some scumbag ran a hitbot
and my bandwidth got high
I wasn't gonna pump my email trades but I got high
now SpamCop's up my ass because I got high
I wasn't gonna start my own paysites then I got high
I was gonna shoot my own content too then I got high
Now I'm in Chapter 7 receivership because I got high
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