Wrong Number
::Ring Ring::
B: Hello
Moron: Hi - I'm looking for Patricia F$#%&*$#
B: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Moron: Do you know what her number might be?
B: (cough) Uh, No. I'm sorry I don't.
Moron: You are in Seattle, right?
B: Uh, Yes.
:::thinks to himself - there are only 2.5 million people in this town - and this guy expects me to know Patty's number:::
Moron: Okay, sorry to bother you.
::click::
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