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I got a call from a local chiropractor the other day... True story:
Guy on phone: Hello Mr. Buss, I'm calling from Dr. Thomas's office.
Me: Great. Do I know you?
Guy on phone: Do you know me? I don't think so.
Me: I meant are you my doctor?
Guy on phone: No, I'm calling from Dr. Thomas's office.
Me: Well, if your not my doctor then why are you calling me?
Dr. Thomas just opened up his chiropractor practice here in Phoenix and we were wondering if you were interested in having us look at your back.
Me: I do have some back problems, but I do coke.
Guy on phone: Excuse me?
Me: You know, cocaine. I have a little bit of back pain, do some coke, and it's all good.
Guy on phone: Really. And that works for you?
Me: Sure. Why don't you give me your home phone number and I'll come over later tonight and get you and slut girlfriend all fucked up.
Guy on phone: <<click>>
My wife was laughing so hard so couldn't stand up.
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