Me: Hi, I've been trying to fax a document to your office for about 10 minutes now and It's not going through.
Dumb Bitch: Oh, keep trying, it should pick up.
Me: Really, I think it would have picked up by now, could you possibly CHECK on the fax machine and see if it's working.
Dumb Bitch: You want me to check it? Oh, ok, hold on a sec.
:::pause...
Dumb Bitch: The fax machine is out of paper, it's been fixed now, try again in about 10 min.
Me: Wow, imagine that, thanks.
:::hang up
It amazes me how companies hire such incompetent/moronic/lazy people, and it's the little things too that piss me off, do your fucking jobs you worthless fucks!
Oh, and don't even get me started on the fast food windows...