Me: Hello...hello...
Them: Hello, we would like to extend your subscription to Stuff magazine and send you an introductory gift subscription of Sports Illustrated, Maxim and USA Today. For verification, may I please have your credit card number...
Me: 666-69-1313
Them: That's an odd number. Is this Visa or MasterCard?
Me: Neither, it's Bank of Satan
Them: Click
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