TheSpaceBulldog
He's grade a stock get him while you can.
Currently resides in Las Vegas but is willing to relocate. He's been staying with me in Portland for about a week and consumed roughly 1 gallon of hard liquor and all the beer that I keep in the fridge for my guests.
He likes to get stoned and eat all of your food too. Once you are out of normal food, he will find what he can and make something out of it. Last night I came home and he was cooking frozen french fries in the same post as pork and beans while drinking even more of my Captain Morgan's.
On the flip side.....He has no problem taking out the trash or doing small favors as asked.
OK fuck it... You pay for his one way bus ticket to your place and he's yours.
Here's a pic. Don't worry, the gun is mine and does not go with him.
