Originally Posted by Choker

Sleazy Dream aka Burger Boy is a true legend in his own mind. His idea of marketing AFF with erotic stories is the one true accomplishment I can give him credit for. Simply brilliant. Since being the first to effectively market this concept, he has done little more than ride the coat tails of the internet boom. His TGP swings widely in traffic volume. Rumors have it he is the biggest buyer of Chinese traffic on the web. His self appointed status as "Elite" continues to draw respect from noobies. His peers look at him like a retarded cousin at a family re-union. Just ignore him and act like he is not there. Sleazy is a true icon of the adult internet world.

Here's some questions for Sleazy.

1. Is it true that your wife left you for a schoolteacher?
2. When is the last time you got laid? Your dog does not count.
3. Were you always the last kid picked for teams during recess on the playground?
4. Do you attack noobs at random because everyone picked on you at school?
5. Do you ever think before your fat stubby fingers run accross your keyboard?
6. All the attention you need and constantly try to get, what is the reason for this?
7. Do you jack off in your big empty home while petting your dog or do you jack-off in your big empty home while looking at pictures of your ex-wife? You know, the one that left you to go fuck a schoolteacher.
8. Do you look forward to the school bus letting out in front of your house everyday?
9. Will you ever grow balls big enough to say to people's face what your fat fingers type?
10. Since your wife left you to go fuck a schoolteacher, do you ever sit alone in your big empty house wandering what went wrong?

Ok shoot your questions to Sleazy Dream here. The funniest one will get $200 epassporte. I will decide which one is funniest.