Can I handle the Pay-Per-View?
I'll even do my hair up like Don King, and try and get some celebs to attend:
Click in case of that red "x" thingy
I can try and book porn stud Dick Delaware (also a real-life champion kick boxer) up against whoever else you got in a double bill.
We can put it on at the Hyatt and call it "The Riot At The Hyatt".
What you say, Willis?
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