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Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
You couldn't even satisfy any of your wives... they had to go looking for cock elsewhere. Could it be that you have a tiny little dick, Sgt Speedbump?
That would explain why you joined the armed forces... to compensate for your microscopic wee wee.
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Well...none of my wives committed suicide as your
American wife did because she could not stand to live with an unemployed druggie...whose only claim to fame is backpacking through countries and staying in hostels with the other riff raff.
My wives were young and had high sexual appetites. I was away more than I was home...so they met their sexual needs and I never blamed them for it. I simply would not tolerate it. My rule was when you take my pay...and I am away...and you play...you don't get to stay.
I joined the military as I come from a rather long line of military and wanted to make them proud...thank you very much. In addition I loved virtually every minute of it...even the misery of it.