Flaming for Dummies (The Spunky Private Collection)
1. Go to GFY
2. Search for "asshat"
3. Read some search results
4. Get my favorite pencil and SpongeBob notepad
5. Take notes of posts that contain the

after, or use the word "owned" in them.
6. Locate a popular figure on GFY to latch onto.
7. Post lots of smilies because it makes my post count rise so I can be popular too!
8. When someone says something mean about my new friend, refer to previously noted responses, and try to use them in a witty way.
9. Don't forget the smiley!
10. Repeat

<-- Don't forget the smiley!