Greg B

One thing I've noticed over the years is that when people want to start shit with you or fuck you over, if you're on top of your game you'll see it coming and you just give em' enough rope to hang themselves.

I love it when a bunch of morons get jealous or envious or just downright nasty and think they're pulling the wool over your eyes and you don't have to do much except wait for that one bona fide thing to happen:

Somebody rats em' out.

As sure as the Sun will rise, anybody fucking with you is fucking with someone else and sure as the Sun will set, they'll fuck themselves up in the process.

No need to get angry with them, no need to get vindictive. Let em' stir in their own shit and every once in a while just up it a knotch to frappe'.

Obviously I've gotten even with some asshole cartoonists and other colleagues who tried to pull a fast one, their ex spouses, partners, even kids, ratted them out. They're gonna get clobbered so hard I should put their asses out on the corner when I'm done.

Ever have people jealous of you for something? Your looks, your talent, your girlfriend?

Sheesh, it's like a plague sometimes.