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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom
How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice Dick"
Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A Bingo Machine
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong
How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say Fuck?
Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "Bingo"
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