"I have the best Sis in the world, here's what she emailed me
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
A. Because it said (from) "Concentrate".
Q. What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.
Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
