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TheFLY · 05-20-2002, 05:18 PM

Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...?

Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

05-20-2002, 05:18 PM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Do you go on a date with a loaded weapon? Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...? Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...