YARGH! I wanted to go to the Phoenix forum, but Theo was so distraught over his popey Pope, we went to Italy instead. While Theo was off visiting the Vatican, I took me a side trip to Paris.
One Parisian made fun of me tiny sword, so I clubbed him with me pegleg, then stabbed him. Other than that it be a nice city, and was a good trip.
YARGH! I'll upload some more pics later. I be too tired, and need to wax me carrot.
AHOY! Me boners, the good ship Chio sets sail soon!