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Old 05-24-2002, 10:59 AM  
hdcrltr1
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New to the scene of penile enlargement are natural supplements that supposedly cause growth of your member. One, Longitude I beleive it is called, is constantly advertised on the E Channel during Howard Stern, and another is endorsed by Ron Jeremy during a late night informercial.

Besides the fact that such supplements are completely worthless, the marketing of these products is completely degrading. Longitude is endorsed by Amy Lynn, a former Penthouse Pet, who states something along the lines of "looks, mucles, and money matter but women really want a bigger man." Basically, even if you're a 10, have a body like Schwarzenegger, and are loaded, if you've got a small cock you're fucked. Now with a decent sized mule, this doesn't bother me. But imagine if the shoe were on the other foot.

Fabio endorses Canssobig, a product designed to increase the breast size of women. "Ladies, looks, a good body, and money matter but if you have small tits, wake up and smell the coffee." These products exist as well (and are also completely worthless, I have a degree in food science and dietetics) but are marketed towards women in an entirely different (and classy) manner.

Me, I just feed it snapper occassionally and it seems to grow just fine.

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