Holy shit people... I have to share.
I have a DATE tomorrow with a REAL human female. She has no penis, has never had any sex change operations, has all limbs and as far as I know is disease free.
I feel like the luckiest man alive. Now I eagerly away the standard GFY bashing that is to ensue.
Or congratulate me on my first date in ... jesus christ it has been so long I won't even say it.
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