05-27-2002, 08:20 PM
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Originally posted by [Labret]
I dont even know where to start on this one. My last favorite one was with an old roommate who ended up talking some shit about me.
I started by telling his fiance (a girl he was madly madly in love with) every rotten fucking thing he ever did. She leaves him dramatically in the middle of a bar with all of us there. He gets nailed on the way home drinking and driving, losing his license. He finds out I am the one who caused the love of his life to leave him and shits his pants and moves out next day after he spent the night in jail.
Within the week I am dating his ex-fiance. She wasnt all that bright and I didnt really like hanging out with her, but the sheer cruelty factor of his ex friend dating his wife to be after he causes her to dump him is just far to irresistable.
Two weeks later his father dies.
Two recap. All in to weeks time. Fights with me, goes to jail, loses licence, loses fiance to his now arch enemy, his father dies.
He is in his senior year as an architecture student, working on his thesis. Very very important project.
The stress from all of this combined causes him to have a nervous breakdown, and he doesnt graduate.
Yaaaay me.
Teach him to talk shit.
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