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Rich · 04-13-2005, 10:54 AM

On behalf of Canadians everywhere and the lab in BC that saved the world this week, I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning all of us. What's a smarter, healthier, kinder, and more well-liked younger brother for?

In case you haven't heard, the College of American Psychopaths, err I mean Pathologists, sent out one of the world's most deadly flu viruses, unlabeled, to almost 4000 clinics. Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone. The strain killed 4 million people in the 50's and no one born since then is resistant to it.

So, America tries to poison the world, and Canada stops it. All in a day's work.

You're welcome.

04-13-2005, 10:54 AM
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning the world. On behalf of Canadians everywhere and the lab in BC that saved the world this week, I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning all of us. What's a smarter, healthier, kinder, and more well-liked younger brother for? In case you haven't heard, the College of American Psychopaths, err I mean Pathologists, sent out one of the world's most deadly flu viruses, unlabeled, to almost 4000 clinics. Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone. The strain killed 4 million people in the 50's and no one born since then is resistant to it. So, America tries to poison the world, and Canada stops it. All in a day's work. You're welcome.