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an old man starts having health problems so his wife takes him for a checkup. after a ton of bloodowork and tests the doctors are on the phone with her a week later, "mam, we are confused as to your husbands condition..we think he either has alzheimers or the early stages of aids, his blood work up was just too inconclusive we will have to do a few tests"
This is horrible the woman says, I know it wouldnt seem it for our age but we are still sexually active, what should I do if he makes a move on me?!
Well mam, my best advice the doctor replies, get him in the car, drive about a mile from your house, and put him out.
If he comes home..dont fuck him!
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