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Originally posted by TheFLY
Ok here is my RANT for tonight!
Now how many of you people remember the "OLD" days, when products like milk containers had the text, "SHAKE WELL" -- ???
Weren't those the good ole' days?
They days when businesses actually cared about people! They wanted to be nice enough to let you all know how to enjoy their product! Of course... SHAKE WELL makes the MILK taste better! How kind of them! Of course I need milk anyway -- that's why I'm buying it -- but -- they really didn't have to go out of their way to tell me to "SHAKE WELL". So these were good people -- back in the day.
NOW they add "BUY OFTEN".
Now this is almost like a hypnotic suggestion! They already have you thinking that they are considerate with the first part "SHAKE WELL" -- so your brain says to itself, "This was nice of them to say -- thanks milk guys!!" -- SO your brain automatically will make the most direct possible association of what intention is behind BUY OFTEN -- the intention being to always buy fresh milk, BECAUSE fresh milk *TASTES* better... Now you see -- your brain makes the TASTE analogy -- whether or not your mind is aware of it -- TASTE and MILK and SHAKE and WELL -- it all connects together with the feeling that your body experiences when you are drinking milk -- the nourishment, pleasure, etc.
SO now we HAVE TO THINK about that text, "BUY OFTEN" -- now we know this is a greedy contemporary business -- in our own time we KNOW that businesses care more about PROFITS than they do about PEOPLE. So the BUY OFTEN as a *double* meaning! TASTE and PROFIT are respective meanings of "BUY OFTEN".
So now we HAVE TO THINK -- "Who was the first little corporate FUCK that decided to *change* all our fucking milk containers with this *NEW* text that we can use to fucking hypnotize MILK DRINKERS into believing that we are trying to help them -- meanwhile we are hypnotizing them into buying more MILK so we can make our profit goal for the next quarter!????" -- Who was that little corporate fuck? Or was he a CREATIVE GENIUS!? Someone like TheFLY maybe? So next time you drink milk -- THINK ABOUT THIS!!! And think about TheFLY and how he helped you to avoid BEING HYPNOTIZED!!!
So Long...
TheFLY
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