Fucking pigs thought I was a wanted murderer that killed his entire family last week. They cuffed me, roughed me up placed me against the hood and ramsacked my car searching for the weapon used.
Then I heard exactly what I was hoping to hear them say "Sir, we got the wrong guy" Then as quick as that they uncuffed me, apologized and took off in a fury of lights and sirens.
After I called the fucking precinct to find out why the fuck they thought I was him it turns out that the fugituve has the EXACT same car as mine. The liscence plate is off by ONE character too. How freaky is that?
Anyways, those pigs have a law suit on their hands. Needless to say I won't be making it to my friend's wedding.
