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The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear a Southerner Say
No Matter How Much They've Had to Drink,
No Matter How Far From the South They've Wandered,
and No Matter How Much the Skunks Are Threatening...
39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
(I'm from Texas, which is officially the west... not the south) ;)
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