06-15-2002, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Chi-town
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Originally posted by TheFLY
Ok I'm drunk and happy so here is my story of tonight that nobody cares about...
I went to the bar as usual -- I played pool -- hung out w/ my buddy Steve for a while -- played more pool -- bought some lesbians some margaritas -- no interesting girls there that night -- a bunch of superficial sorority bitches ok -- so I struck out -- zero nada -- but that's cool with me -- I'm secure in my solitude and manhood -- but who the fuck am I kidding so I'm smoking a fat nasty cigar that I bought because the two cigar shops didn't have Montecristo's -- and I have like this lightbulb in my head that I need to ask out this waitress at Denny's hehe -- so I go there and it's like I see this girl for the first time -- my eyes light up -- she's like an angel -- was I just drunk? No... She's a sweetheart but she worries a lot -- I can tell -- I'm worried about her a little bit but she is really a sweet girl -- like a fucking angel -- so I ask if I can buy her dinner sometime (ok no fancy lines) -- and she says yes! (I got an INSTANT woody right there under the counter -- it was an UNREAL woody -- like fucking SUPERNATURAL!!! Haha...) holdon let me get back to you she says... (the place is really really busy) -- so she goes off and does her stuff -- comes back to me -- she pours me a drink -- I ask for her phone number ok -- then she says well "let me come back and explain that situation" -- I'm thinking OK SHIT!! Either I'm being rejected and that's ok -- or I'm a lucky fucking bastard and she has no telephone -- alright so she comes back after like 10 mins and tells me she has no fucking telephone -- ok well to make a long story short -- I arranged a date w/ her -- and on my way out there was this flowers guy that I'm friends with -- I pay him some money and tell him to hook up my girl Jessica on the sly w/ some flowers... shit I'm like fucking in LOVE man -- what an angel... damn but this is not the type of chick that can handle the whole porn site thing (I'm guessing) but what the fuck I'm going to give it a shot anyway -- I need a date damnit! I'm a nice and good looking guy -- I just need to admit I'm as lonely as fuck... Damn I was happy until Jenna and Kimmykim started the whole catfight thing -- then all I can think about is these two hot chicks and their girlish figures shopping together -- fuck that I have nothing for lesbians but Kimmykim and Jenna -- imagine the hormones between those two chicks -- damn it will be like a fucking nuclear reaction -- ok maybe I'm still drunk... you know I think I have the hots for KimmyKim -- I like strong women... too bad she has a boyfriend... owell. Haha... Maybe I'm just saying that so I can get into a 3some -- that would be cool... Haha... j/k.... no seriously I'm taken now w/ Jessica... my angel my darling hehe... Ok I'll shut up now -- I'm being a moron on purpose because I know everyone is reading this rubbish because it's in the Jenna thread.
Goodbye.
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