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Old 06-15-2002, 04:21 PM  
TheFLY
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Southern Cali beach is nice but it sucks compared to South Florida.

Southrn Cali:

1. Water is too cold. Nobody besides little children can enjoy the water without a wetsuit.
2. Girls don't wear bikinis because it's too cold and windy most of the time.
3. Smog and pollution from the worst traffic congestion on the planet.
4. No snorkeling no reefs... the water is polluted. I hardly ever see people swimming, waterskiiing, sail boarding, surfing, etc... In South Florida everyone is in the water doing shit.
5. Parking sucks in Socal -- you can't even pull your car up to the beach -- and in most places unless you want to walk really far you have to have a neighborhood decal.
6. Most of the beach is taken up by lame multi-million $ real-estate in SoCal.
7. Mexican chicks just aren't nearly as hot as the latin chicks in Miami!!!!!!

The women in South Florida are way hotter -- they're a lot thinner and they all have excellent tans... SoCal and South Florida -- it's like night and day w/ the women -- trust me I've lived in both. South Florida has way more hot topless women on the beach too.
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