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Originally posted by TheFLY
Southern Cali beach is nice but it sucks compared to South Florida.
Southrn Cali:
1. Water is too cold. Nobody besides little children can enjoy the water without a wetsuit.
2. Girls don't wear bikinis because it's too cold and windy most of the time.
3. Smog and pollution from the worst traffic congestion on the planet.
4. No snorkeling no reefs... the water is polluted. I hardly ever see people swimming, waterskiiing, sail boarding, surfing, etc... In South Florida everyone is in the water doing shit.
5. Parking sucks in Socal -- you can't even pull your car up to the beach -- and in most places unless you want to walk really far you have to have a neighborhood decal.
6. Most of the beach is taken up by lame multi-million $ real-estate in SoCal.
7. Mexican chicks just aren't nearly as hot as the latin chicks in Miami!!!!!!
The women in South Florida are way hotter -- they're a lot thinner and they all have excellent tans... SoCal and South Florida -- it's like night and day w/ the women -- trust me I've lived in both. South Florida has way more hot topless women on the beach too.
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NO WAY IN HELL... THE ONLY THING YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT WAS THE PARKING CONDITIONS...
and i have a garage to eliminate that issue. I live steps from sand.
As for the water... sure its cold in the winter but its nice the rest of the year... Maybe it was the girls you were with that didnt wear bikinis (overweight possibly) but I see em all day long. No smog down here in NB, your thinking of LA. Plenty of snorkeling, you just have to know where to go. Not much reef though, your right. But great fish to spear. I was out on our boat yesterday and there were lots of Wave runners, water skiiers, wake boarders, surfers, swimmers, even divers.... The water is great, you must be thinking of HB's water problems... Lame multi million $ real estate? how can any multi million dollar estate be lame? The houses along the sand here are gorgeous and teh 10+ million dollar homes in the Harbor are very nice... As for the girls... just ask hugh heffner, he voted so cal as having the finest girls in the USA. He also rated our community college here in town to hold the finest girls in the nation. This was years back but I doubt much has changed in his opinion. Oh ya... and i wish there were less mexican girls around here since I find them the least appealing of all women. Never been to Miami so I cant say its not as nice as here but from what Ive seen on Miami Vice, Im over it.
