Almost just got arrested!
So i'm taking a burn run, its a beautiful day outside, so i figured i'd check out the parks area, they have civil war shit etc & i love history.
So i pull in the park, i spark a doob of the finest sativa i've ever smoked (mind you im wearing a snoop dogg t-shirt & a baseball cap) & at the moment i got my first huge puff in....
I look & to my suprise out in the middle of nowhere, in the woods, there was a cop just staring at me. So i blow my smoke out the window & prepare to be boarded, i've got my personal protection gear in the vehicle, & about 300 .223 rounds from a earlier shooting match (all unrelated just would have looked bad)
but ya know what...the muther fucker let me go, i guess he saw the "OOPS IM STUPID, but i got the name of a great lawyer in my pocket" look in my face
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