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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Give him the ole "Dry Dock"...
Go to his house and enter his bathroom. Turn the water intake to his toilet OFF, its a little know behind the toilet...
Flush a time or two to empty the bowl of water.
Then take a dump...try to save one up get a good 8-10 inch loaf. The trick it to lay it right up under the rim of the toilet...that way its harder to flush away...
Then take your friend out for a beer or two...this always your creation to "Cure".
Then sit back and enjoy the look that will grace his drunken face when he finds your choclate shark in "Dry Dock".
Its a bitch to get unstuck and trying to pee it loose will only result in splattering turd pee all over the bathroom...trust me I know...I barely came out on top in the great "South Tahoe Dry Dock War' of '98.
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That sounds like it would take some skill (and a twisted mind) to pull off - You'd probably need this to help out:
http://www.turdtwister.com/