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TazBo · 06-19-2002, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Give him the ole "Dry Dock"...

Go to his house and enter his bathroom. Turn the water intake to his toilet OFF, its a little know behind the toilet...

Flush a time or two to empty the bowl of water.

Then take a dump...try to save one up get a good 8-10 inch loaf. The trick it to lay it right up under the rim of the toilet...that way its harder to flush away...

Then take your friend out for a beer or two...this always your creation to "Cure".

Then sit back and enjoy the look that will grace his drunken face when he finds your choclate shark in "Dry Dock".

Its a bitch to get unstuck and trying to pee it loose will only result in splattering turd pee all over the bathroom...trust me I know...I barely came out on top in the great "South Tahoe Dry Dock War' of '98.
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Funny as hell. You could make yourself puke as well in the dry dock. when he gets home there would be a rancid odor from hell waiting.

06-19-2002, 03:10 PM
TazBo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sarasota Fl. Posts: 140	Originally posted by -=HOAX=- Give him the ole "Dry Dock"... Go to his house and enter his bathroom. Turn the water intake to his toilet OFF, its a little know behind the toilet... Flush a time or two to empty the bowl of water. Then take a dump...try to save one up get a good 8-10 inch loaf. The trick it to lay it right up under the rim of the toilet...that way its harder to flush away... Then take your friend out for a beer or two...this always your creation to "Cure". Then sit back and enjoy the look that will grace his drunken face when he finds your choclate shark in "Dry Dock". Its a bitch to get unstuck and trying to pee it loose will only result in splattering turd pee all over the bathroom...trust me I know...I barely came out on top in the great "South Tahoe Dry Dock War' of '98. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny as hell. You could make yourself puke as well in the dry dock. when he gets home there would be a rancid odor from hell waiting. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.