Wooo, finally I'm free
Spent 28+ hours in a small cell in a small town Arizona jail...
I had a really clever plan to avoid any anal raping...luckily, I didn't have to execute the plan....
I was thinking "oh fucking great...a dreadlocked fucker wearing a green dragon oriental print shirt in a redneck jail....gonna be some cornholing going on....luckily the jailer was a White Zombie fan and we talked mucis for several hours....
Now I know how the rest of you criminals feel....even though I lucked out on the anal rape thing, being without fucking email and cable killed me....I'll not be a repeat criminal (unless my useless cunt of a brother in law thinks his balls are bigger than they actually are again....
where's Jerry fucking Springer when you need him?
anyways, catching up on email and shit, then going to try to get shit straightened out