Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.