Originally Posted by Tala

And the sign said
long haired freaky people
need not apply.

So I tucked my hair up under my hat
and I went in to ask him why.
He said,"You look like a fine upstanding young man,
I think you'll do."
And so I took off my hat and said
"Imagine that, hah, me, working for you."

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery
breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign?

And the sign said
anybody caught trespassing
will be shot on sight.
So I jumped the fence
and I yelled to the house,
"HEY! What gives you the right?
To put up a fence to keep me out
or to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, He'd tell it to your face
Man, you're some kinda sinner."

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign,
Blocking out the scenery
breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that,
can't you read the sign?

Oh, say now Mister, can't you read?
You've got to have a shirt and tie
to get a seat.
You can't watch, no you can't eat,
You ain't supposed to be here....

And the sign says you've got to have a membership card to get inside.

The sign says
Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
But then they passed a plate at the end of the aisle
and I didn't have a penny to pay.
So I got me a pen and a paper
and I made up my own little sign
It said, "Thank You Lord for thinking about me,
I'm alive and doing fine."

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery,
breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
can't you read the sign?