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OCCash Company Wide Drug Testing
MEMO,
After facing the addictive properties of the cheesy / hammy / chickeny deliciousness of the Chicken Condon Blue @ Greenblatt?s Deli firsthand, realizing its destructive powers contained within and not wanting to see the company crumble into a pandemic of Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) addiction; the size of which will make the crack epidemic seem quite mild: OCCash will now be implementing mandatory Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) testing.
First positive CCB screening will result in a month suspension with mandatory rehabilitation. A second offense of CCB Positive will result in automatic termination. Under all circumstances OCCash employees should avoid Greenblatt?s Deli so they may not come to the temptation of this demonic, yet tasty, delicious food product.
Thanks,
The Management
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