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A few years ago, some of you may remember I had an ingrown toenail and took pics of the surgery. Well I studied those pics and performed the same surgery on myself a few nights ago.
I was working in the yard all day, and the ingrown was so bad by night time I could barely walk. It was late and no podiatrists are open that late. so....
First, I took these tools,
and then I ripped out my own ingrown toenail.
The leatherman I had used earlier in the yard to fuck with some sprinklers so I had to wipe the mud off. All other tools I wiped with my shirt first so they would be clean.
Next I studied this pic, and made my first cut.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe/toe-01.jpg
Then I took the leatherman tool and pryed the nail up as much as I could tolerate before the pain kicked in from the cut. Once I lifted the nail, the pain came and so I took a short breather and then gripped as much of the nail as I could and pulled as hard as I could to rip the nail out.
It broke.
A piece was still was deep down inside. So I took the various other tools and pulled, scraped, sliced and poked to get the rest out. Finally, after about an hour of pain and digging. I finally managed to get a grip on the corner and pulled the rest out with the tweezers you see in my tool collection.
the moment that final piece came out there was instant almost orgasmic relief. I think I felt a hint of what people that enjoy pain strive for. The feeling was a sweet tingling sensation that started at my toe and travelled up my leg. It was very brief. It was like having a legasm.
After the good feeling wore off and the adrenalin settled, I washed it out. Here is a pic of it right after I washed it out.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe2/02.jpg
And here is a pic of the chunk that broke off and I had to go fishing for an hour to get.
Here is a pic of the pro surgery right after an actual Dr. removed it a few years ago.
http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe/toe-03.jpg
As you can see, we made the same cuts.
And mine looked just like his after the surgery.
If anyone is in the L.A. area and wants free ingrown toenail removal, hit me up. It's a pretty simple and painful process, but the toegasm afterwards makes it worth while.
That night it hurt a little, but by the next day it was as if I never had an ingrown to begin with.