07-06-2002, 03:13 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Originally posted by Daniel
I have used this one before and seems to work pretty well
Dear Sir
Persuint to Artilce 4-5.3 Of <insert State you in> criminal code, your son, is guily of Wire Fraud, and Identity theft. And localy in your city he is guilty of Credit Card theft With your actions we are left with no choice but to File Charges in <insert your state here> We have filed said charges with the <instert city and state> sherifs office, Please contact them ASAP to find court dates, and times. You should look for legal council in <insert state and city> as you will be required to defend here. We are also in contact with you local police department, and are persuing Local charges of Credit Card Theft, but you will be able to defend those charges localy.
Can you please help speed up this matter by sending us,
Your Sons Full Legal Name, Address, City, State, Zip, Age, Phone #, and Social Security #. We can just wait and get this information after you proceed with your charge backs, but it would be much quicker if you just sent it.
We aprecaite your help in this matter, and we all hope this teaches your son a valuble lesson.
sincerly
LightSpeed
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I sure do hope you spell check it before you send it. |
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