"At a Glance: Not since Limp Bizkit auteur Fred Durst's camera phone puked onto the Internet has a celebrity sex tape been less welcome. Tom Sizemore famously dated and famously beat the shit out of celebrity madam Heidi Fleiss - an act I think anyone who has ever seen an interview with Fleiss can easily forgive - so the fact that he fucks hookers and films it really doesn't come as a huge surprise. Expected or not, this elaborate and expensive (in more ways than one) collection of homegrown porn is redolent with the intertwining stenches of failure and humiliation. Sizemore explains he is a "grower not a shower" and then spends minutes complaining about how he can't achieve an erection because of a looming court case. His drug-fueled soliloquies about how he is "not smart, but not really stupid" or his explanation of a squirt gun containing his semen will loom like storm clouds in the mind of any casting director. The proverbial truth is out there: Tom Sizemore is a giant fucking idiot.
Nation of Origin: Hollywood, a nation unto itself.
Languages: The stumbling semi-coherent language that only booze and opiate addicts speak mixed with the harpy-like squawks of paid escorts.
Sexual Content: Time Sizemore eats more assholes than a giant alligator set loose in Washington."
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J.