Originally Posted by SquireMD

Chio, EVERYday is "club yer first mate to death with a parrot day"

reminds me of a joke (not really funny, but it's the only pirate and parrot joke i know):
Pirate and Parrot ~


A pirate and his parrot are marooned in a lifeboat after the pirate ship sinks. The pirate finds a bottle in the provisions, and, hoping it's rum, he opens it. A genie comes out, and grants him one wish.

The pirate, unhappy that the bottle didn't contain rum, says: "I wish the entire sea were rum!" The genie waves his hand, and POOF the entire sea turns to rum. Then the genie vanishes.

"Oh, good work, genius," says the parrot. "Now we've gotta pee in the boat."