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Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell.
I have LOTS of stupid drunken moments from my younger and wilder days, lol, but in honor of New Orleans, I'll share my drunken stupor from my last visit there, when I was 19, (9 1/2 years ago.).
I don't drink a lot, so I tend to nurse my drinks for a while..get tipsy, back off until the tipsy starts to wane, then have another. But I wanted to party this night, so I had two wine coolers before we left home....got to a bar in Fat City, and split a pitcher of beer with my bf at the time, had a shot of Jager (yeah I know I misspelled that. You know what I mean, lol), three shooter (from between the shooter girl's tits, no less, haha), and three mixed drinks. Then we decide to go to Zepplin's, another bar around the corner. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we got there. I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom, but I ended up just sitting on the floor by the sinks for, like, 20 minutes, so my bf came in looking for me, and walked me back out. A girl was walking in as we were walking out, and she complained to the bar that he was in the ladies room, so they kicked us out, and appartently I got belligerant (which I NEVER do!) and they forcibly removed me from the bar, lol. I lost a shoe in the scuffle and they threw it out of the door after me, lol. I still hadn't peed, and I had to go, bad, so I wound up peeing in an alley by our car while my bf stood watch, lol.
I got home and I was just mortified the next day when I heard how I acted.
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