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A mouse was wandering about the African jungle, when suddenly he heard an
elephant distress call. Hurrying towards the source of the sound, he beheld a
bull elephant in a vat of quicksand, going down for the third time. He
squeaked, "Try and keep your trunk above water! I'll go get my Mercedes!" He
hotfooted it back to his garage, started up the car and drove to the vat of
quicksand. The mouse tied a rope to the bumper and tossed it to the elephant,
who caught it in his trunk. The mouse gunned the Mercedes and pulled the
elephant to safety.

The elephant was beside himself, and said, "Here, take this special pager, any
time you or your children or your children's children need anything, even a
soda, page me - an elephant never forgets." The mouse attached the pager to
his belt and forgot about it.

A month or two later, the mouse was gamboling through the jungle canopy and
lost his footing, and fell through the trees, coincidentally into the middle
of the same vat of quicksand. He was going down for the third time when he
remembered the pager - he pressed the button, and suddenly the jungle was rent
with the battle cry of a rampaging bull elephant.

The elephant burst into the clearing, sized up the situation in a moment,
unzipped his fly, pulled out his you-know-what and tossed it into the vat of
quicksand, where the mouse took hold and climbed up to safety.

Moral: If you got a big dick, you don't need a Mercedes.