Haha ok I found this old thread. I thought at first it was the same topic... It's a little different but you'll get the point...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...&highlight=fat
Nichepay Arts says
" As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is...
Marriage
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old."
But I thought of it like this:
"1. Guy meets girl
2. Guy falls for girl because of the great sex, the way she makes breakfast, her wizardry of folding laundry, and the way she makes him laugh and smile at the end of a stressful work day.
3. Girl agrees to marry guy due to pressure from family and because all her friends are getting married and having babies.Gu
4. Guy insists girl forfeit any chance of an education or career to stay home, be pretty, and raise kids.
5. Guy rapidly moves upward in his career because he is able to put forth 100% effort, he never has to leave work early for sick kids, etc, and he has his wonderful wife making his meals, pressing his shirts, cleaning the house, and being there emotionally for him and encouraging him.
6. Guy stops taking girl out for dinner, sending flowers, complimenting her, and all the things he did to attract her in the first place.
7. Girl starts to get fat because she's depressed, neglected, and her husband is working late every night and going fishing with his fat drunk buddies on the weekends.
8. Guy starts fucking his personal assistant, gets sloppy, and leaves a hotel room recipt in his pants pocket.
9. Girl is outraged because the bitch is her best friend. She fumes because she has no education, no job, and now she will have no retirement plan, health insurance, and her future is fucked.
10. NOW, the girl divores guy and takes 80% of his shit and he should consider himself lucky that his penis is still attached and not in a field somewhere.
THE END "