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Evil is my middle name....
a few things you can do:
List his house or car for sale the local newspaper...make it a really outrageously cheap price and list in the ad "Please call before 5am due to shift work....
if you go with the house route, you can also list it as an open house and set the start time at 6am and buy mutliple listings
most local nifty nickle type publications have free happy or personal announcement ads....place a really bizarre ad and leave his phone number....
something very elaborate and expensive, buy a yellow pages ad for a gay/alternative dating or escort service and list his phone number.....
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