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post an advertisement in the newspaper.
garage sale, 6am, sunday morning. at his address.
push dog shit through his letter box. pour cement or glue into his key holes. light a lighter underneath his car door handle, and hide when you see him approach. pour sodium tetrasulfate onto his lawn. call for pizzas and taxis to his house. scatter dead rodents on his lawn. report his place as a crack house.
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