Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.
Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???
