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Car-
break keys off in all locks: self explanitory
remove all lug nuts but one and replace hubcaps on each tire: tire(s) will fall off at some point, leave 2 on if ya want them to fall off over 30 mph.
remove oil pan plug, stuff cloth in hole: take string, one end to cloth, other to driveshaft (string can be loose between cloth and driveshaft but teie the knots tight.) car starts moviing, driveshaft pulls string and yanks out cloth, oil drains, motor seizes.
co2 cartridge clamped to exhast manifold (whip up the tailpip if cant get access to manifold under car) once car is running heats up and blows pipe (or muffler) off.
Remove the rings from driveshaft ujoints. he should at least make it out in the road before the car gets stranded.
if he parks next to anything stationary and you could conceal it, some thick ass rope tied around a tree, another car, jersey barrier, and his axel would produce something amusing.
if you can get under the hood theres tons of things to do. a rock/bolt/nut dropped in the valve cover would make him drive straight to a mechanic.. oil or watered down housepaint in his windshield fluid, switch wires around on the distributor. splice the horn into his headlights
eh thats enuff for now.
oh yeah, if you see a cotter pin anywhere remove it.
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