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SleazyDream · 08-04-2002, 11:30 AM

Ok, I get this email all the time.

Hi there, I'd like to trade traffic with you. Please start sending me traffic and I'll return the favor.

Ok, what am I supposed to say to that?

I have several options that I usually pick from.

1.

Hi, thank you soo much for asking me for this traffic trade. I'm gona drop all my current trades that I have been working with for several years and only do business with you exclusivly from now on since you took the time to actually send me an email.

2.
Hi there. You must send 5000 hits a day for 2 weeks to my main page before I'll even take the time to consider you. If you can do this THEN we MIGHT talk about doing a trade.

3.
Hi there, I must have misread your email. I wasn't able to find anything about how this idea of yours would benefit me?

4.
Fuck off

5.
Why would I trade with you, your site is much better than mine and anyone who went to it wouldn't ever come back to mine so as far as I'm concerned I don't want my surfers to ever find out about you.

6. (my favorite)
Why are you bothering me? Fuck you, you piddly little piece of crap. You have now pissed me off to the point where if I don't see 5000 hits a day to my main page from your site I'm gona black list you with ALL the major TGPs there are out there for trades and galleries. Then I'll go to every sponser you use and have then cancel your checks. Either send the traffic or find another job. You have one hour to start sending me traffic.

7.
It's hard to see if you're on your knees or not.

8.
Excuse me, but I dn't know any other way to ask this. Who the fuck are you?

I know I know, I'm a sweetheart.

See ya all in Hollywood!

08-04-2002, 11:30 AM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Traffic Trading Ok, I get this email all the time. Hi there, I'd like to trade traffic with you. Please start sending me traffic and I'll return the favor. Ok, what am I supposed to say to that? I have several options that I usually pick from. 1. Hi, thank you soo much for asking me for this traffic trade. I'm gona drop all my current trades that I have been working with for several years and only do business with you exclusivly from now on since you took the time to actually send me an email. 2. Hi there. You must send 5000 hits a day for 2 weeks to my main page before I'll even take the time to consider you. If you can do this THEN we MIGHT talk about doing a trade. 3. Hi there, I must have misread your email. I wasn't able to find anything about how this idea of yours would benefit me? 4. Fuck off 5. Why would I trade with you, your site is much better than mine and anyone who went to it wouldn't ever come back to mine so as far as I'm concerned I don't want my surfers to ever find out about you. 6. (my favorite) Why are you bothering me? Fuck you, you piddly little piece of crap. You have now pissed me off to the point where if I don't see 5000 hits a day to my main page from your site I'm gona black list you with ALL the major TGPs there are out there for trades and galleries. Then I'll go to every sponser you use and have then cancel your checks. Either send the traffic or find another job. You have one hour to start sending me traffic. 7. It's hard to see if you're on your knees or not. 8. Excuse me, but I dn't know any other way to ask this. Who the fuck are you? I know I know, I'm a sweetheart. See ya all in Hollywood! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.