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Originally posted by Evil1
Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it?
I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off.
2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me.
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You'd be so dead, next time they'll beat the living fuck out of you and hold you down as they take turns.