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confucius says...
some are old...maybe you haven't heard a few though...
'Man who run behind car get exhausted.'
'Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.'
'Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk.'
?War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.'
'It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.'
?Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.'
'Man who lives in glasshouse should change in basement.'
Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Woman who spend too much time on bedspring soon get offspring.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen cock.
Man with atheletic finger make broad jump.
Secretary not permanent fixture till screwed on desk.
Squirrel who runs up woman's legs not find nuts.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
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