This is just too good, I gotta share!
Some F'wad lifts my wallet 3 weeks back and
runs wild on my AMEX.
That was his first stupid move, I'm always riding
the limit on my AMEX to pay for networking services.
He should have raped my Radio Shack account for
some good electronics, I'm one of those few Canadians
that have a RS limit of $20,000.
His second stupid move was that used my AMEX in
a payphone to call a buddy! The dumb fuck didn't
know that a payphone records the time and number
called to the AMEX statement.
A quick reverse lookup and his buddy is explaining
to the cops where to find him.
