EroticySteve

Yeah I ride a hog, and people scare me with their comatose driving.

Reminds me of a time in High School. On the way to a Soccer Tourney. Two cars of friends of ours were driving down the GSP in NJ. Ahead in the road was a deer. Cars were swerving around it. It must have been just killed.

The driver, Rob, had no intention of swerving. Others in the car said. "dude, your'e about to drive over a huge deer, steer around it."

The kid is from Italy and speaks and understands perfect English and calmly says back. "It is okay he will move."

Oblivious to the fact the deer is dead, he honks his horn, as he approaches it at 60 mph he turns white as he's about to hit it.

BOOOM everyone in the car flys up as the car nearly flips. It was a small car, a Fiat. The car who's steering and suspension are now in pieces skids to the center of the highway.

We get out of the car lucky to be alive and just walk away from Rob.

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