Here is m zipper horror story:
I was at Derby Lane takin a piss and they annouced 1 minute to post time. I zipped up real quick and caught my head in the zipper. I cound not get it out so i pulled my shirt out and went to the window to place my bet. Well damn race was close and i hit the trifecta but i forgot about my zipper issue and jump and that zipper grabbed more. Brought me to my knees crying and i had to drive my self to the hospital to to get it out.
So when i went to check in they asked why i was there. Well i didnt know what to say so i just lifted my shirt and showed him. He left and went in back and i heard them laughing. So nurse comes in and nums me up with some cream stuff on my crotch. Then docotor comes in with a bunch oif interns. So now i am sitting there with my dick stuck in my zipper and 9 people lookin at me. He quickly yanked that zipper down and i screamed out like a little bitch.
Now till this day i must say i am very careful when i zip up
